Dance like the Damned

Trivial Neutral
SKIT: Short and Sweet

IC Notes:
- It's been some time since I've noticed this particular fact and she has still not yet caught on to my subtle hints at the indecency of her outfit. More direct measures are necessary.
- This woman may dress like a harlot but is still a friend, I believe, and can see the error of her ways once properly informed.
- This is for the good of the party!! Everyone can now operate at higher efficiency!!
- Why is this woman even wearing a skirt in the middle of a snowy mountain does she not realize the sheer idiocy of that decision?
- Also we should take some pumpkins, they'll surely be an asset during this journey.

OOC Notes:
- All names are blocked out of this memory.
- Prudency, check.
- Being forward with his opinions, check.
- Bluntness, check.
- Being horrible at women, check.